TODAYS NEWS

Please dial 1 for English or hold the line for a Spanish speaking Pope. Well this Pope isn't 80 but he is pretty damn close. I guess with the Catholic Church having a large majorty of latinos, decided that it is best to have someone that can speak to them in their native language. Barack Hussein Obama was the first black President and now we have our first Latin American Pope. Could the end really be near, correction Bill Clinton was the first black president. The Iphone is about to get blown away with the unveiling of the new Samsung Galaxy Smartphone. The yuppies will be beside themselves when they see this 5 inch screen 13 megapixel camera and quad core processor from Samsung. The yuppies will be crashing their Hondas into brick walls. You still gonna hold onto your Apple stock? The Knick went into Denver and as I predicted lost to the Nuggets. They continue losing tonight against Portland. Why do Latino Baseball players have bad hamstrings and black basketball players have bad knees. What up with that. Hey Carmelo YOU SUCK. Has anybody seen the Wendys commercial with Dick Vitale. You can win a lunch with Dick Vitale. Who the fuck would want to eat lunch with this idiot, BABY. Imagine a conversation with this pant load. Baby hows your burger and Baby how's you fries Baby. JUST GET THE FUCK OUT. Just another reason to hate March Madness. Has anybody seen the Notre Dame uniforms? Who designed those outfits. Helen keller and her staff at the blind center??? enuf said and FUHGETABOUTIT