"SENZA SCARPE" NO SHOES

The New Pope refused to wear the shoes Judy Garland wore in The Wizard of Oz. Thats right he opted to wear his own shoes not the red patent leather Versace's they normally wear. OMG whats next not wearing the Papal assless chaps under the Albs. How radical is the Pope. Talk about asses Tom Seaver better known as Tom Terrific thought he had a stroke or dementia but then forget he had a stroke or dementia because he really had the symptoms of Lyme disease. No you don't get Lyme disease from Lime. He probably got bit by a tick on that shit vineyard he owns in Napa Valley. Note to Tom, stay off the vineyard and stick to being an obnoxious ass that you are and some day you wil have a Rotunda named after you. The Rangers have a chance to make the payoff if they don't play any Canadian teams but since this is hockey it don't look good. Carmelo Anthony may return to the Knicks on Sunday, boy thats good news because by then they should be out of 1st Place. This is what happens when your franchise player is a pant load. Talk about pant loads David Wright hurt his rib playing for Team USA. Words can't describe what a homo he really is. Whats next the tampons he wears irritate his crotch. FUHGETABOUTIT