TODAYS NEWS

Did you hear about the person who bought a fuckin bowl at a yard sale for a couple of bucks and it turned out to be worth 2.2 million dollars. I bought a baseball card at a yard sale for 100 bucks and it turned out to be worth 1.50.wtfffffff..... President Stupid is in Isreal for his first visit since being President Stupid. Somebody put diesel fuel in the Presidential Limo, just in case you didn't know it runs on something he is trying to ban, GASOLINE. Did someone in his entoruage think it was a Mercedes? I'm guessing the guy that did fuel these vehicles was let go due to sequestration. No sequestration isn't the same as castration but pretty damn close. Guess what couldnt pass in Congress? The ban on assault weapons, thats right the NRA is that powerful and so are the people that are members. So fuck you Harry Reid and your lefty douche buddies. Now go ahead and make my day. Did you hear about this? Alzheimers doesn't just affect the elderly. Did you hear about this? Alzheimers doesn't just affect the elderly, I remember somebody saying Alzheimers doesn't just affect the elderly.ooops sorry i think i just said that 3 fuckin times or was it 4 times... Talk about the elderly Derek Jeter will miss opening day due to stiffness is the ankle he broke. His boy friend was overheard saying thats about the only thing stiff on this guy. Whatsa matta you thought he was straight. I wonder what its like to root for a bunch of pantloads, I am referring to the Islanders. I would rather stick a fork in my eye than watch them play. Do you think there 99.9% white fan base will follow them into the Gustapo Center in Brooklyn. Not unless they are into getting mugged. You won't be seeing Jay Z at no stinking hockey game. Is there anything worse than watching March Madness? Yeah watching their commercials with Dick Vitale. Well the DICK part is right. FUHGETABOUTIT.