TODAYS NEWS

The U.S. is conducting military drills in So. Korea, so whats the guy with the bad hair cut in No Korea gonna do about it. NOTHING thats what unless he wants to get vaporized and I don't mean with Vicks. Were you one of the mindless 8.6 million viewers watching Duck Dynasty. How fucking riveting is this show. Dah, Uh, What and Hey now thats some profound vocabulary. I guarantee the 8.6 mil viewers are from Arkanasas, Mississippi, Alabama and Louisiana and Mass. Listen I include Mass. because they kept re-electing the murderer Ted Kennedy ( Not too Bright ) but I digress. Meanwhile the story of the Bible was on the History Channel, that might be to deep for the aforementioned. I forgot they may not even have cable in those states and if they do can they get reception on the front porch. I always thought the couch and refrigerator are suppose to be in the house. Oh well. Tiger Woods won the Doral Open and who gives a shit. Now it is on to Augusta where he once again has to prove he is white. Hey this is Augusta, No Blacks, or Woman AND NO WOMAN THAT ARE 39 percenters. Here is some good news Rihanna has laryngitis, now I could listen to that all day. Maybe she needs a good throat coating from Chris Brown