HAVE YOU HEARD

We arrested Osama Bin Laden's son-in-law. This arrest was so important you can find it on page 10 of The Daily News. I thought we killed terrorists? This fucking towel head was arrested making an illegal u-turn on his camel. He is now locked up at Metropolitan Correctional Center. Hey for this guy its like living in the Hilton. I hope he aint in the same cell that John Gotti spent time in. Just asking. Im sure he will get treated real good in there. 3 square meals, endless amount of drugs, sex with the female or maybe male guards and a prayer rug. Praise Allah.Wow that was close because at first I thought it said they arrested Obama. Did you hear about a guy who bought a house for 300 grand and found 30 million dollars worth of paintings in the garage. I can relate to that, I bought a house for 475 grand and found cockaroaches in the basement.wtfffffffffffff What up with that. Did you hear about the woman volunteer that got killed by a lion at a California Santuary? An autopsy revealed she died of a broken neck, there was no sign of rape. I wonder if she was one of those 39 percenters. ( Don't ask ). Another star is about to burn out. No not the ones that crash into Russia, Justin Beiber. He has been seen walking around half naked, wearing a gas mask, and now he collapsed on stage. Doctors attribute his strange behavior to an intake of too much protein ( Do I have to draw a picture ).What a fucking pant load.Here is something to look forward to. Hillary Clinton would be a front runner for 2016. Somebody just shoot me now. 8 years of Obama and then Hillary, can you say NYET