WHAT A PAIR OF BALLS

The Yankees have some balls, the average price of a ticket for opening day is 100 bucks. Hank Steinbrenner said he wanted the price of the ticket to match the average age of his players. This has got to be the oldest team in baseball history. The average price for a Met ticket for opening day is 90 bucks. The idiot that owns this team, Fred Wilpon said he wanted to match the average David Wright will hit this year. Just think about going to a game to watch these two loser New York Teams battle it out for last place while paying 10 bucks for a beer, 6.50 for a hot dog and screaming you suck at your favorite player. PRICELESS. Talk about priceless did you hear about Pedro from Passaic who won the powerball jackpot worth 333 mil. This guy no speakie the english. Hopefully he takes his 152 mil after taxes and goes back to the Dominican Republic. Trust me 1 year from now we read he is bankrupt and living on the streets of Miami. Me jealous? You bet your ass I am. The daughter of Peter Kaligow who is the former owner of The New York Post was arrested along with her stupid boyfriend for selling heroin in their Bronx neighborhood. Whatsa Matta daddy isn't sharing his 500 mil with you. Do us all a favor and take an overdose of your own shit. Did you hear about the guy who served 23 years in prison for a crime he didn't commit. First he gets put away for 23 years get released for a wrongful conviction and then has a heart attack the day after his release.. This guy doesn't have any luck and should never play the lottery. Don't we a terrific criminal justice system. Just lethally inject me now. Balls said the Queen if I had two I would be King. FUHGETABOUTIT