MEET THE METS

A harbinger of things to come. The Met season was summed up yesterday with the last spring training game of the season. A LOSE. They couldn't even beat a Yankee B team. The new season of loses begins today against the Braves. They can't even sell-out Opening Day at Jackie Robinson Stadium, oops I mean Citifield with the rapist on the mound. Nothing like having a stadium named after a corrupt banking conglomerate. Yeah the same Citi that stole millions from taxpayers. Now these same thieving pricks won't lend any of the money they stole. They just should have named the place Chase Bank Stadium. ( Get It ) The Wilpons are even giving away tickets for Saturdays game if you buy tickets for todays game. Listen Fred I have some advise for you. #1 Get rid of the Jackie Robinson shit, # 2 Honor the 69 and 86 World Series players, # 3 Sell the fucking team, # 4 Put a statue of Tom Seaver in the rotunda # 5 Sell the fucking team #6 Stop hanging around with Mario Cuomo # 7 Just sell the fucking team. How can you open the season with no closer? Listen Andy Petite is making a come back maybe you can ask Jerry Koosman what he is doing. Hey Jason Bay why don't you just quit. YOU SUCK. Now that Reyes is gone and thank god and so are the latino fans. the Wilpons are turning their focus on the asian flavor. Heejun Han from American Idol will sing God Bless America. This is the guy that looks like he is taking a shit when he sings. Gold Bless America? WTF I am telling you this organization doesn't have a clue. They must have hired management from OTB. How about the Mets paying Jon Neise 25 mil. Theres 25 mil they just flushed down the fuckin toilet. Lets move on to the Marlins. Who the fuck came up with the color scheme of this dump?HELEN KELLER? Wow, and what is that hideous looking thing behind the centerfield wall? Fish Tanks built into the walls? swimming pools? Is this a baseball stadium or a Motel 6. Then some brain child builds this eyesore in Little Havana. I got an idea they should have built this thing in the real Havana. Really no big difference they are both shit holes. Good luck with Reyes, I bet he doesnt make it thru April without pulling his fucking hammy. PLAY BALL