BOSTON DEAD SOX

How does a team that started out in 1901 as the Boston Americans come up with a name like the Boston Red Sox. Well let me tell you. They got the name because of the red stockings they wore back then, how imaginative. I suppose if they were wearing brown underwear they could have been called the Boston Shit Stains. It must be depressing to win only 2 World Series since 1918, what would you expect from a team that traded Babe Ruth,what the fuck was that guy thinking about when he did that. I still think Bill Buckner was your best player ever lol lol, but I digress. Maybe you can hire the very dead and very frozen Ted Williams as your hitting coach or how about Carl Yastrzemski then you guys might remember how to hit the fucking ball out of the infield this year. The point I'm trying to make is all the great Red Sox players are DEAD. Then you get excited with the signing of this pantload Bobby V. as the manager.This guy has the bullshit out of his mouth before the question is even asked, thats why they ran his midget ass out of new york. Daisuke Matsuzaka is on the DL NOW THATS A FUCKING SURPRISE.This jap has been on more dl's then the beatles had number 1 hit songs, send this 1 from colume A and 1 from colume B back to the mainland. Junichi Tazawa is in the minors so who is Bobby V going to have a conversation with? David Ortiz? good luck with that one.big papi is one big fucking mess, trust me it will be another 86 years before your team even gets into the playoffs. Listen, why not remove the home dug out and let the players sit with the fans and have a few beers during the game,why the fuck not ( Get it ) Was the Green Monster erected to hide the view of the dump they call the Kennedy compound? No it was erected to prevent line drive home runs. My sister could hit a home run at 310 feet, unfortunately my sister doesn't play for the Red Sox. Big Papi is one step away from a Dominican nursing home asking people "don't you know who i am,baseball ben bedy bedy good to me" Cody Ross longs for those rainy afternoons in Florida and the change in my pocket adds to 100 cents which is Kevin Youklis's batting average so it kinda sounds like you guys are fucked right now . Hey Boston, Johnny Damon just signed with the Indians. Whatsa matta he's not old enough,or is it that he does'nt drink enough beer while the game is going on, thats my guess. Your starting line up is older than the 62 Mets. Here is a really good suggestion for you guys. Load up the team bus and do a Ted Kennedy, and drive them off the Chappaquiddick Bridge.GOOD LUCK WITH THIS BUNCH.