100 FRIGGIN YEARS

Fenway Park is celebrating its 100th year. It is amazing how they have two of the original players still playing for them. Big Papi, and Youkilis. The Sox got bitch slapped by the Rangers last night 18 -3. Wow did the Boston players think this was a football game. Texas scored more runs than Boston has gotten all year. The only thing higher than the score was the fucking blood alcohol level of the fans. It is now tightening up in the AL East, 4 teams are vying for last place. The Celtics lost to the Knicks, so it was great news all around for new yorkers. Sorry Boston fans but the Bruins are the next ones to go down. DWI arrests will be on the rise in the city of Boston very soon. The Mets didnt get rid of Hamstring Reyes fast enough. This pant load is batting .217 with the Marlins. I got a video tribute for you " SO GLAD YOUR FUCKING GONE". The rapist pitched last night and he paid back his team for the two no decisions he got. This douchebag looked like he didn't even want to be there. One of the last Minaya latinos to get rid of. Just like with Reyes we will never win a World Series with this sex offender. He is lucky he didn't touch my daughter because he would have to pitch with two broken arms and busted knee caps. Hey Gary Cohen, your a fucking pussy. As an SNY broadcaster you have an obligation to be truthful about players on this team. Stop your bull shit and do your fucking job. There is nothing worse than singing the praises of Santana, Bay, and the other malcontents on this team. If your thinking about buying a Porsche, ( and i am begging you not too ) especially a Panamera I suggest you put the gun in your mouth right now and pull the fuckin trigger. If your into having Check Engine lights going on, the Fan Clutch engaging at will and Window Control buttons collapses into the door handles than this is the car for you. I think Porsche hired some disgruntled GM union thugs to build this piece of crap. What do you get for your dollar NOT A FUCKING THING. I've been in a loaner car more than I have been in my own. They should should rename this car "The Roadside Assistance". Hey Ferdinand Porsche to bad you didn't die behind the wheel of this piece of shit but you should certainly be buried in it.