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Second Round of golf at Augusta today,who gives a fuck. The only blacks allowed are the kitchen help and Tiger Woods. The Marlins have lost 2 straight. They will soon find out what a real pant load Reyes is. Trust me if they keep losing Reyes will fake one of his famous hamstring injuries. Jason Bay continues his torrid pace towards an abyss, another 0 for 3. This was another great signing by Omar Minaya. Remember him? He wanted to rename the team the Dominican Mets. Two Pennsylvania teams played each other yesterday, the Phillies and the Pirates. I don't know what city is more depressing but I have an idea its Pittsburgh. The Philies have the Fanatic as their mascot. This thing looks like the people that go to thier games. You ever see what the Philly fans wear to a ballgame? Brown cargo shorts with an Utley jersey, some wear sneakers with the outfit but most are bare foot. Even the woman wear this outfit but the woman have there bellies hanging over the waistband with the thong hanging out the back and a tat of Rollins on their lower back. The jerseys are beer and cheeseteak grease stained. The best thing about Pittsburgh stadium is the property the stadium was built on. The Yankees open their season today at 3:00 The only english speaking person on the team is Derek Jeter, Que pasa? A crane will hoist C C Sabathia to the mound, this guy sweats gravy when he pitches. Can anybody tell me if Joe Girardi has AIDS. this fucking guy needs to eat a cheeseburger. It is impossible to listen to a Yankee broadcast, John Sterling? what a fucking douche. PLAY BALL