FIRE FIRE EVERYWHERE

There was a brush fire in the Meadowlands yesterday, did you hear about this? The toxic waste that flows beneath the Meadowlands must have heated up and combusted. The fire endangered the Izod Center. I was actually hoping that this eyesore along with the Prudential Center and Met Life Stadium went up in a puff of smoke. There aren't three uglier stadiums around unless you consider ( Yup, your guessed it ) Philadelphia. Have you ever been to Citizens Bank Park? or the Wachovia Center ? or how about the shit hole where the Eagles play, Lincoln Financial Field. I don't know what looks worse, the stadiums or the people that attend the games. Are gravy stained tee shirts and cargo shorts the offical apparel of Philly sport fans. These people are drinking way too much shitty Keystone Lite..... Did anyone really think The N.Y. Metropolitans had any shot this year. The franchise is 50 years old and 50 is the team batting average. They play the Phillies and then the Braves, we should be out of our misery by the end of next week. This team is more anemic than an albino. Somebody should just beat Jason Bay senseless with his own fucking bat. Well Ranger fans our misery begins tonight. I hope you don't think they have a shot at a Stanley Cup. The only cups they will be hoisting fits in their jock straps. What a sport, grown men beating each other with sticks. Big fucking deal, thats happens every night in Bay Ridge. The Knicks beat the Bucks, enuf said. Wow, The Yankees swept the Orioles. A pee wee team could beat the Orioles. Charles Manson was denied parole for the twelth time, yet Ray Lewis is allowed to play football ( Think About it )