Wednesday, April 25, 2012
GOTTA LOVE THE METS
Jason Bay is on the disabled list AGAIN because he is unable to hit the fucking ball. The signing of Bay goes down in the Met record books as one of ther worse signings ever. It ranks right up there with the signing of Mo Vaughn. Something called Zach Lutz was called up to replace Bay. Guess what, he comes to bat with the bases loaded and takes a strike 3 looking.what a fucking surprise. Mike Pelfrey is on the DL because this pant load is mentally disabled.
Jose Reyes made his debut at Citifield as a Marlin in front of a crowd of about 1,000. Not to many if any latinos in the stadium last night. I believe these fans are now attending games at Yankee Stadium cheering for Alex Rodriguez or possible driving to Boston if they can get there cars started and cheering on Big Papi. Reyes went 0 for 4 and did not pull a hamstring, hopefully tonight that will happen. I was wondering if Gary Cohen has a secret mano y mano admiration for Reyes, what a butt boy. Why don't you get a job broadcasting for the Marlins. David Wright has mastered the art of taking strike three looking. I believe he accomplished this by watching video of Carlos Beltran. Mets won last night because the Marlin pitching staff couldn't find the strike zone. Ike Davis is batting .131 and their pinch hitter, Hairston is a powerhouse batting .160 There isn't a more boring line up in baseball and I'm including Boston. Hey Fred, why not put your stupid looking son in a uniform and see what he can do or better yet let him have Gary Cohens job. Now theres a broadcast crew, Ron Darling, Keith Hernandez and your stupid son. I suggest you let Keith and Ron do the talking. The Mets are holding a raffle this week. The fan who can guess when Jackie Robinson played for them,and will win a Tom Seaver bobblehead doll. I would like to get in my Porsche Panamera are drive it into a bridge abutement unfortunately its in the shop again.
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