DO YOU DARE

Madonna unveiled her new perfume at Macy's, Truth or Dare. To tell you the truth I dare you to wear this shit. Eau De Toilet is correct. This stuff smells like toilet water from a Port O San. If you wear this shit, latin men will be attracted to you,and trust me it won't be Alex Rodriguez. Im talking about Jose from the local car wash. Why won't this middle aged, camel toed, flabby arm hair bag just go away. Madonna do me a favor go pick up Kim Kardashian get on the freeway get that sucker your in up to 120 and hit a guard rail. While we are on the subject of Kim, is there any black dick she doesn't like. Anne Hathaway will be the next Catwoman. Now theres a pussy, cat that is. Kelly Osbourne admits she is haunted by the torment she suffered when she was a fat pig. Now she is just a fuckin pig. Aaaron Paul who stars in " Breaking Bad" was a victim of back to back robberies. This stupid douche went home from an after hour party with some friends and some people he didn't know. WTF did he think was going to happen? Well you guessed it. They stole his car keys, a laptop, a voice recorder and gold Ray-Ban sunglasses. The second robbery they broke into this assholes Land Rover and swiped a suitcase full of clothes. Beyonce sent a letter to Michelle Obama esposing her love and admiration for her. What is this world coming to when a white womwn starts writing letters to the Presidents wife. She is white isn't she?