WHATS UP WITH THAT?????

Whats up with Miley Cyrus? First off your not that fucking good looking and second your not that fucking talented. The only people buying your music are 13 year old boys jerking off on the CD cover or a poster they got at Disney. Listen when you can't sing or dance and have a hair style that looks like Porky Pigs then I guess you resort to sexual overtones to sell what your pushing. But what else could someone expect from the demon seed of Billy Ray Cyrus..... Whats up with Alec Baldwin and his jersey mob wife looking Hilaria. While we are on the subject what kind of name is Hilaria, is there a cure for that, just asking. Alec,first of all whats with the tube socks and black sneakers are you fucking kidding me who dresses you helen keller???anyway he was out again beating on photograghers. Alec,do us all a favor and stick to the Capital One commercials or just get the fuck out. Listen if you want to beatup somebody start with your wife..... Whats up with Lamar Odom? He is held up in a hotel room trying to kick his crack addition. His friends thought when he said he was addicted to crack he was taking about his wife big ass. Hey Lamar, pass me the steel wool for my pipe. Listen if I married into the Kardashian family I would probably start using heroin...... Whats up with Bashar Assad of Syria. Doesn't he know we are cranking up the Enola Gay, however this will be the Enola Gay on roids. We are about to turn Syria into a parking lot for Turkey. No stupid not the turkey you eat at Thanksgiving. BOMBS AWAY. I haven't seen a mushroom cloud in quite some time.... Hey President Stupid, Syria crossed that red line you established. So stop banging that buck tooth looking wife of yours and flip the switch..... Whats up with Gentlemen Clubs? Two men were wounded when gun fire erupted inside Goldfinger's Infinity Club. Maybe the shooter doesn't know the meaning of GENTLEMEN..... Whats up with the Crips? A riot broke out at Rikers Island because the Crips denied their rival gang the Trinitarios the use of a hot plate for grilled cheese sandwiches. REALLY. I have an idea, why not let these guys sit in an electric chair holding a cheese sandwich. This will solve two problems, 1st, their sandwich will definitely get grilled and 2nd, there will be no more fighting over the hot plate.