TODAYS NEWS

Shamu is dead in the water. Stock in Sea World are set to tumble or in Sea World terminology are set to tank. These geniuses are blaming their performance on poor attendance. Yeah okay, something smells pretty fishy here..... What can brown do for you? How about not crash land their cargo planes. If you are expecting a package to be delivered in Birmingham, AL. today, well I don't think thats gonna happen. The plane crashed in a field near the airport, now there is the problem, I don't think it was supposed to land in a fucking field. If you suspect your shipment was lost or damaged in the crash you can file a claim with UPS that they will never pay anyway..... Bachelor star Gia Alllemand said she was going to hang something in the closet, her NBA boyfriend Ryan Anderson didn't know she meant herself holy hanna what went wrong there?????. The government can't even print money right. a pile of 100.00 dollar bills worth 30 mil had to be destroyed because of a printing error.who is running the presses over their helen keller??? Guess who picks up the tab for that??....... Another liberal activist pant load judge struck down " Stop and Frisk" in New York. Be prepared to go back to the 70 and 80's filled with murder & mayhem, personally I can't wait. Talk about murder & mayhem, 500 Egyptians has been killed in civil unrest. Well the number isn't high enough but it is a start....... Jesse Sticky Fingers Jackson Jr. got a 2 1/2 year sentence for spending 750,000.00 in campaign cash. Hey Jesse, Bubba likes to get kissed and it ain't on the lips. I guess his father the Rev didn't teach him the proper way to steal..... It is rumored Derek Jeter put a ring on gal pal Hannah Davis. She's 23, he is a broken down 39 year old baseball player. Hey Derek, with all the hot babes you went out with you picked her. I guess not only your legs are shot but your eyes are starting to go..... Cisco Systems is pink slipping 4,000 employees, thats 4,000 more yuppie douche bags looking for work. Mob Fund mogul, oops I mean Hedge Fund mogul, John Paulson bought Steinway Musical Instruments for 512 million.Sergei Rachmaninoff just turned over in his grave. ENUF SAID