POOR OPRAH

Oprah was in Switzerland trying to buy a 38,000.00 Tom Ford handbag. Really? 38,000 for a fucking handbag. Well anyway the clerk said " Fick dich " For those of you not fluent it means Get Lost, we don't sell 38,000 dollar handbags to schvartza's. I guess the clerk didn't notice she was speaking to Oprah because nobody watches Oprah in Switzerland, and the store "Trois Pommes" doesn't get any black customers unless they are getting robbed lmaooooo just kidding.. Hey Oprah how about spending your money in America and second who goes to Switzerland to buy a handbag. Hey Oprah I got a bag for you, its a body bag. Just get the fuck out...... Whitey Bulger was found guilty of 11 of 19 murder charges. How stupid are these jurors, listen you found him guilty of 11 why not just pin the other 8 on him as well. Lets face it, it won't change his sentence, besides he's fucking 83 years old , i don't think 20 years is in future. What did the juror foreman say " Pick a number any number" and they rolled an eleven. How about this one, John Petrocelli who owns Petrocelli Construction took his wife out on the yacht and you guessed it, WOMAN OVERBOARD. Police are calling it a tragic accident. Well I guess its better than being emtombed in a concrete foundation. Anybody wanna go fishing. Seems like a lot of people happen to slip off their boats UM, UM..... Holding onto your shares of blackberry are only going to make you poorer, they are down 40% to 10.78. If you bought in at 150.00 back in 2008 get out on the ledge and take the swan dive. SAYANORA