JUST IN TIME

A new product just hit the market and its called Recti/care. Just in time, because after I got fucked by the makers of Omega K my ass is still sore. Recti/care ? What asshole came up with that name. I guess they want to put pressure on the company that makes PreparationH. They couldn't come up with a better name than that. How emabarassing going to the checkout counter with your Recti/care, everybody in the store knows you are going to rub some ass cream on you guessed it, YOUR ASSHOLE. Listen if you didn't sit on the bowl for an hour trying to crap out something that resembles the size of a baseball bat then you wouldn't have hemorrhoids. Here are some names that they decided not to use. Hole in One, Spincter Relief, Orifice Itch or how about Rhoid Rage Relief. Now we move onto a commercial that deals with men who leak, no not for men who are taking a leak. Tony Siragusa is pushing pads for men who leak. WHAT, HUH, are you kidding me. Listen if your pissing your pants its time for the nursing home so you can sit next to the guy who is crapping in his pants and talking to the fire hydrant. WOW. Now your at the checkout counter with your Depends for Men and Recti/care trying to explain to the cashier they are not for you but your buying them for a friend. Listen, just go home put the car in the garage close the door and take the pipe. ENUF SAID