UPSCALE????????????????

What exactly is a upscale Gentlemens Club??? Are the girls tits bigger and better than at a regular strip club??? Maybe at an upscale club they actually wash the drink glasses and don't put bullshit charges on your credit card??? Instead of parking your own car do they actually valet park your car at the Gentelmens Club and steal the loose change from the center console???? Who the fuck is kidding who, if your going to a place were the girls shove their tits and ass in your face and do lap dances for 20 bucks and ride a chrome pole well then how fucking upscale can it be. I personally would rather slam my dick in the car door before getting ripped off and then walking out with a set of blue balls the size of montana... . The N.Y. Mets signed Daisuke Matsuzaka 7 years after they originally wanted him, BRILLIANT. So know we have a broken jap in the line up. I thought baseball was an AMERICAN sport. Geno Smith will start for the N.J Jets Saturday. Hopefully this wanna be football player doesn't suck all the air out of the stadium.... The lawyer for Aaron Hernandez says his client is innocent Huh, Duh, What, he said that Aaron told him to say that or he would kill him. FUGHGETABOUTIT