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WTF IS a Maserati Ghibli, I will tell you. Its an entry level Maserati starting at 65 grand. I guess they thought the Soprano wannabes were driving too many Caddy CTS's. You guessed it, the pizza oven is an option. This is for those that can't afford the Maserati Linguine. I equate this to the people who buy the Mercedes E Class because they can't afford the Nazi Box S Class. You can tell your friends you own a Mercedes and when you turn your back they are laughing at you. An EF Zero Tornado touched down in Jersey. WTF is an EF Zero wind gust of 5MPH ? There was extensive damage reported. Pansies were blown out of their pots, wind chimes were blown off their hooks and one person was reported to get hit by a flying gum wrapper, no medical attention was required. An EF Zero REALLY!!!! Get back to me when your house is blown off its foundation. WTF, President Pantload visited the prison cell where Nelson Mandela was held for years. Why didn't they slam the cell door and lock him in. He was also in seen in Tanzania doing the Curly Shuffle. There is no truth to the rumors that the So Africans admire Michelle Obamas teeth. WTF, the Chi-coms got a 235 million dollar renovation project for the Verrazano Bridge. When the Steelworkers Union was asked to comment all they said was FUGHGETABOUTIT