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Asiana Airlines has released the names of the pilots of the plane that crashed at SFO. Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk and Bang ding Ow. It is reported that the natives are still restless after the Zimmerman verdict. P.C. Richards and Best Buy said they will shutter their stores until further notice. President Obama has asked all liquor stores in Oakland to close until further notice. All whites in Times Square protesting the not guilty verdict are mostly uneducated, without jobs and still living with their parents. Who else has time to protest?Guess who won't be on the next season of GLEE. You guessed it Cory Monteith. Police have listed the cause of death as being stuck in Vancouver. The Kardashians just won't go away. Now Mama Pig will get her own TV show. Whats next Bruce Jenner in a reality series called Burn Victim. JUST GET OUT