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Officials in Spain lowered the death count on the train wreck from 80 to 78. What up with that? . Talk about big numbers Anthony Weiner and his weener won't drop out of the N.Y. Mayoral race. I can't say I blame him, there are so many dicks in politics why not another one. Anthony get the fuck out and take that Hilary Clinton cling on wife of yours with you. Odds makers in Vegas are taking bets on the size of this dicks dick and if he is circumsized or not. Hey, 500 lucky Met fans you are about to get the opportunity of a lifetime. August 10th you can pay 200 bucks to sleep on the outfield grass at Citifield. Why pay the 200 bucks when most of you sleep on park benches for free, but i digress. What do you get for your 200 bucks? well, you get a dinner buffet and if your still alive in the morning breakfast will be served. Not only that you get to watch the Mets play the Diamondbacks on the big screen. Wow, just think you don't have to be at home sitting in your one room apartment watching your 15" tube T.V. drinking 16 oz Busch beers. Its gets even better, you get to schmooz with Mr & Mrs. Met. Gee, I thought Mr. Met was gay. Oh he is gay alright but not that kinda gay. Sleeping with 500 people you don't know? Hey pedophiles and sexual deviants this is your night out. I understand David Cone will make appearance in the bullpen, he will be the one jerking off. If your lucky you will find the clump of sod Fred Wilpon has his money buried under. Listen if your life comes down to sleeping out at Citifield then its time to throw yourself in front of the # 7 train. ALL ABOARD