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Randy Travis the country singing legend was listed in critical condition due to a heart problem. The heart of the problem is he drinks too fucking much. He joins a list of people in critical condition, The Ketchup Queen Teresa Heinz and Nelson Mandela. hopefully this list will shorten quickly. ( Get It ). Here is an NFL update::: 28 players have been arrested since the Super Bowl., well make that 29. Giants LB Connor was arrested at a philly airport for carrying a switchblade knife in his luggage. When asked why he was carrying it he replied " doesn't everybody carry a weapon in philly". Like father like son, Lawrence Taylor Jr. was arrested for molesting a 16 year old girl. When Sr. was asked about his son getting arrested he replied " thats my boy " Victor Cruz signed a 30 million 5 year contract with the Giants. Vegas is taking bets when he will file for bankruptcy or get arrested for murder. The F A A has issued new safety warning following the crash of a 777 in San Francisco. You are advised to stay aboard an aircraft that crashes. Your chances of survival are greater because you are less likely to get killed by Emergency Service Vehicles arriving at the scene. This is your pilot speaking, We are approaching SFO please prepare to die. FUGHGETABOUTIT