THE WARS OF THE DAY

Two rival Mexican Soccer team fans went to war in Las Vegas. The fight started in the parking lot and escalated in the stadium. Whatsa Matta these guys thought it was Cinco De Mayo. Needless to say the game was canceled, no big deal it would have ended in a tie or several homicides. They should post a big sign that reads : "No Cerveza si sirve aqui" Either they drink too much fire water and go to sleep or start a brawl. Did the cops check to see if these hoodlums were legals. OLVIDARSE DE EL. The New England Patriots will allow fans that have a Aaron Hernandez jersey to trade it for any jersey of they chose. No they don't have any O J Simpsons jerseys. I suggest you grab a Tebow jersey because it will be a collectors item. Twenty Eight football players has been arrested since the Super Bowl. Isn't that an amazing number? I was thinking it was higher. Two of the twenty eight were white. WHAT UP WITH THAT. The football commissioner, Roger Goodell said " there is no truth to the rumors that crime goes down during football games" The inventor of the mouse died. No stupid not the rodent, the computer. He said he felt compelled to invent the mouse after Al Gore invented the internet. Vegas is taking bets on how long the next President of Egypt will last. I guess that Muslim Brotherhood Party wasn't the way to go. I guess Allah fucked you guys again. Nelson Mandela is now listed in GRAVE condition. Well I guess that would be an appropriate word to use. FUGHGETABOUTIT