Thursday, July 11, 2013

MY O MYYYYYYYYYYYY

What was a Tennessee woman to do when her husband breaks an order of protection and threatens to kill her and the kids. You got it, she shot this asshole and killed this piece of shit 15 minutes after he was released from prison and threatened her again. What didn't this asshole understand ? Maybe the Order of Protection was in fine print or maybe being from Tennessee he couldn't read it. Either way he now has holes were he never did. What is the world coming to when a man down south can't say " Hey bitch get me another Schlitz before I smack ya ".... Another Patriot player Alfonzo Dennard was arrested, this time for DUI. What a team the owner Kraft has in New England. A murderer, a drunk, an idiot ( that would be Tom Brady ) and a virgin ( do I have to name names ) What are the requirements to play for the Patriots? Are you a felon, Do you come to practice armed, Do you drink & drive, do you drive and drink, Do you like to date models, Do you have homicidal tendencies, have you spent time in a mental institution with Bill Belichik. Belichik was overheard saying " I hope I have enough players left before the season starts" Genital searches will be halted at Guantonamo, WHY? President Obama said the guards told him that if you've seen one hairy muslim ball sack you've seen them all. Derek Jeter will be released from the old age home today, im hoping he breaks his ankle in the first inning. WHY? That removes all doubts that it will happen again. Has anybody seen the new Chevy Impala? If you did then why are you driving a fucking Honda. FUGHGETABOUTIT

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