WHAT AS WEEKEND

Hey Met fans ( No not the Opera fans)What a big weekend you had at Citi field. NaS the rapper kicked off the festivities with a post game concert. The place was hopping. That was'nt the sound of Grucci fireworks you hear, that be the sound of .380's going off, DUCK. The first 15,000 fans got a bullet proof vest the rest of the fans will be told to take cover. If your into saggers you know the guys with their pants downto their fucking ankles this will be the place to be. You will see more underwear here than at a chinese laundry. Then on Saturday if you didn't get enough of NaS, the first 15,000 fans will get a Collectible Toy Truck. What??Its a truck displaying W B Mason, I see them at the Dollar Store for guess what, A DOLLAR. Then Sunday tops the entire weekend. The first 25,000 fans will get a Dwight Gooden Bobblehead. This is very authentic because it even comes with white powder marks under the nose and he is carrying a mirror and razor blade. The kiddies will love it. This all took place while the Mets played the Phillies. some of the Philly fans actually got their cars started to come and watch. You can tell if the Philly fans made it to the game because all the cheap seats got filled. Cheesesteaks, get your cheesesteaks here