GOOD NEWS BAD NEWS

Here is some bad news, women now have a 25% chance of dying from lung cancer. If my math is correct 39% of women think abortion rights is the most important issue facing them. So if these women are smoking that reduces the percentage of women having abortions to 14%. Now we are headed in the right direction. More bad news, Manti T'eo had an imaginary girl friend I guess thats good news for the tight ends at Notre Dame. Listen when you have to say that your not gay thats means you are GAY. Bad news for an Italian tourist who had a steak dinner at that dump in New York, Smith and Wollensky., He was arrested after leaving his wallet in his hotel room and couldn't pay for the meal. The good news is he got a free meal. You can tell this smuck didn't know where to get a good meal because it ain't at Smith & Wollensky. More bad news the Democrats are now attempting to take away your second amendement rights, the good news is that ain't never gonna happen can you say READY, AIM, FIRE. Things are getting even worse, the good news is that the Jets hired a new GM, the bad news is Rex Ryan hasn't been fired. The bad news is the Rangers lost to the Flyers, the good news is they are now 1 and 3. I have a question, what is a Philadelphia Flyer ? thats just as dumb as a Philadelphia Philly? Listen if your into row houses and cheese steak and the Philly Fanatic this is the place for you, I'll pass. Rumor has it that Ray Lewis will be on lock down when the team arrives in New Orleans, the good news he won't get arrested. Knicks beat the Celtics, enuf said