NEWS OF THE DAY

Here's a fucking shocker, nobody wants Tim Tebow ESPN reports. It took this pant load to come to The Jets to discover he can't throw a fuckin football...... Joe Biden is on a task force to try and stem gun violence. Could somebody please shoot me now, there isn't a dumber fuck on the planet, well maybe one of the dumbest, Harry Reid could be the dumbest. Joe the lefty douche is attacking our 2nd Amendment Right. Go ahead Joe "Make My Day" Hey stupid, how about enforcing the laws that are already on the books you putzzz.....Now I suggest you ask the kids to leave the room before reading this. The FDA issued an Ambien alert ( NO NO NOT AN AMBER ALERT ) warning millions of sleep deprived people across the country that the popular sleep aid leaves WOMEN too drowsy to drive in the morning. I guess thats why so many accidents occur on the way to the abortion clinic.ARE YOU FUCKIN KIDDING ME WITH THIS SHIT.... Maybe they should be taking a different kind of pill instead of Ambien.... 'Lincoln' was nominated for 12 Academy Awards, it will win one, for the longest fucking movie ever made. I was ready to shoot myself but forgot to buy bullets at Wal-Mart. While Carmelo Anthony was out buying a box of Honey Nut Cheerios to check out what they taste like the Knicks lost to Indy. enuf said. Have you ever heard of the LFL it is the Lingerie Football League, this is a group of chicks with dicks that play football in lingerie. WHATSA MATTA you didn't know some chicks have dicks