THIS IS TOO GOOD

The Ravens fly into Denver to face the Broncos this weekend and it's all good news. No Raven fans will be in attendance because they either can't afford the plane fare or don't have a car that can make it that far. So the Broncos will play to their fan base, every gang member from 4 Points and Capital Hill will be there drinking Coors, smoking pot, and giving Peyton the gun sign if he doesn't win. Denver isn't as bad as Baltimore, MD. but it ain't much better. It looks like Vietnam with snow, and the place is a mile high. What a great place to live, you have to walk around with an oxygen tank. Hey, that reminds me they still haven't found the person or persons who killed Jon Benet Ramsey. So Raven fans take a Prozac grab a Coors Lite sit back and watch Denver beat the Raven 37- 14. How come Shanahan of the Skins hasn't been fired for letting his franchise quarterback tear two ligaments on his right knee? How can the plantation owner of the Skins allow this to happen. What's next whipping the players when they refuse to play injured? Hey is it me or is something fucked up here. Kevin Garnett tells Carmelo Anthony that his wife tastes like Honey Nut Cherrios and Carmelo gets suspended for one game. What up with that. Garnett apologized saying she tasted more like Lucky Charms. If the hockey players can have somebody explain to them their new contract then get ready for a riveting 40 plus game season. Maybe the Rangers can win a Stanley Cup if they play 40 games has it been 45 years since there last one? just asking. If Craig Biggio can't make into the Hall of Fame then Pete Rose hasn't got a chance. Mike Stanton didn't even get one vote. Who the fuck even put his name on the ballot. WHATSA MATTA you forgot Piazza was a juicer, I thought semen was a protein, oh well. Somebody look at the before and after picture of Barry Bonds can you get that big eating ribs and chicken?????