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EL Duce Jr., Mario Cuomos' son Andrew will hold his State of the State address. The main topic will be gun control, REALLY. If thats the big problem in New York State then somebody get me a gun so I can kill myself now. Crime families in New York are opposed to expanded gun control regulations fearing they would have to resort to other means of wacking people. New York State is going down the shitter and this asshole is buying a used 1996 Bronco on-line for his daughter. Was he doing this while he is suppose to be working for the people of this state? What a big spender buying a 17 year old vehicle for your daughter. Whatsa Matta couldn't find any Model T's. I'm surprised his daughter didn't demand a Cadillac CTS. Carmelo Anthony got pissed off at Boston Celtic Kevin Garnett for saying his wife tasted like Honey Nut Cherrios. Listen Carmelo when you have a wife with the name La La your lucky thats all he said. Most women I know named La La are fucking pole dancers. Thank God for the tight gun control laws already in place because this could have turned into a Ray Lewis situation.Ya think????? Would you believe that 39% of woman polled (NO NOT POLED ) believe abortion rights are the most important issue facing them. I guess so because last year a record number of abortions were performed in the United States. Aren't we a morally bankrupt country.Hey ladies do us a favor and close your fucking legs. I guess they can't afford a contraceptive device and the guys that are dicking them don't know how to use a condom. Whatsa Matta facials aren't popular anymore. I will have to assume Mark Sanchez is into the MILF scene. How else do you explain the tat on Rex Ryan's arm. Or is he into the DILF scene?