Friday, January 4, 2013

NOW THIS TAKES THE CAKE

Did anybody catch the picture of Rex Ryan laying on his fat ass with a tattoo on his arm of his wife wearing a number 6 jersey. If you have to ask who number 6 is then just delete this fucking e-mail. What up with that? Who did this tat, Lighthouse for the Blind? Ive seen better tattoos being sold at the Dollar Store. Rumor has it his other arm has a tattoo of Eli Manning with his pants down around his ankles banging his wife. This just proves this idiot has got to go. What is he thinking about? Either Sanchez and Ryan are banging each other or Sanchez is banging his wife while Rex is sucking her toes. Hey whoever gets his room at the Atlantis make sure they fumigate the place before you enter. Hey McElroy you want the starting position as quarterback you better assume the position ( Pun Intended ). My only hope is that when a new GM is named Rex will join Sporano on Line E. JUST GET THE FUCK OUT. Talk about somebody who got the fuck out, Nick Swish- a-licious is now a Cleveland Indian. No not that kind of indian, a baseball Indian. This pant load got a 56 million dollar four year contract. Rumor has it they signed him because his grin looks just like the Chief Wahoo Logo. Yankee fans were heard saying Nick who? Racing at Aqueduct today, enuf said. It is day 110 of the NHL strike and the players say they are just fine living on their unemployment check of 425.00 per week. They claim thats more than they make playing hockey. I got an idea, let the players get a tattoo of their union sucking the owners dicks. Here are my football picks for Wild Card Weekend, The Jets and Giants didn't make it, just get the fuck over it. Texans over Bengals, Colts over the Ravens at the Ravens. Bullet proof vest will be handed out to the first 30,000 that can make there alive. Skins overe Seattle Pete Carroll you suck, Packers over the Vikings. Go get your discount double check now. Hey stupid there at Lambeau. Whatsa Matta you have a Sanchez tattoo, just kill yourself now

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