WHATS THE DIFFERENCE

Do you know the difference between a serial dater and a cereal dater. A serial dater is someone like Taylor Swift, she dates guys just to break up so she can write another fuckin song. A cereal dater is someone who buys Honey Nut Cheerios to check out what Carmelo Anthonys' wife La La Vasquez tastes like. What 's the difference with Michelle Obama new hair style and her old hair style. She is starting to look more like a white woman, how did she get her hair so straight.? Hey did you hear about the 7 year old from Far Rockaway that brought a .22 caliber hand gun, 10 rounds of ammo and a flare gun. This is a pretty saavy 7 year old, I guess after he fired off the ten rounds he was going to use the flare gun to flag the cops down. Dear Abby is now Dead Abby, she died at the age of 94 from Alzheimer's disease. Dear Abby is now Dead Abby, she died at the age of 94 from Alzheimer's disease, geez I thought I just fuckin wrote that, oh well. She said it was always nice to meet new people everyday. Did you hear about the Notre Dame football playball Manti Te'o? This kid was doomed from the start when he was named Manti. I suggest when you see his name pop up on Craigs List you hit DELETE immediately. At least my imaginary girl friends are in Playboy lol lol . The Knicks had a game yesterday at 3:00 P.M. Who the fuck can go to a game at 3:00 in the afternoon? Oh yeah I know FUHGETABOUTIT. The Knicks beat Detroit, why not, the rest of Detroit loooks just as beatup. Alex Rodriguez had successful hip surgery, how can you run the bases in a walker. Whatsa Matta you didn't think Arod was a juicer