SNOW SNOW AND THE GRAMMYS

Hey it snowed and did we get a "snow job". Who in the fuck plowed the streets and highways? Did the state hire Lighthouse for the Blind or Helen keller enterprises" to plow the LIE. What the fuck. Typical shit job done by the state and town workers. And how about the private entities that plowed the side streets? Do these guys actually get paid for what they did? GO FUCK YOURSELVES. Do me a favor and turn snow removal over to the mob. At least the job will get done right and the price will be about what these private crooks steal from us taxpayers. The roof collapsed at the Smithtown Lanes Bowling Alley, rumor has it some guy was bowling a perfect game and boy was he pissed. Witnesses say he had the side bumpers up. This can't be proven because the roof collapsed, we will have to take his word for it. 50 cars were stuck on Rte 347 with Chinese Food deliveries, well at least they had something to eat. Chinese Restuarants took their phones off the hook when an extremely large number of calls came in asking " Vheres Mine Food" Hey didn't you have 10 gallons of milk and 15 loaves of bread to snack on. Rumor has it the town of Brookhaven doesn't own any plow equipment, Can't you tell. Zac Brown Band wins for best Country Album? What fucking part of country doesn't the Grammys understand. THEY SUCK. Alicia Keys won a Grammy for the longest rendition of the Star Spangled Banner at the Super Bowl. Bonnie Raitt won a Grammy? For what, I thought she was dead. Will somebody just tell Taylor Swift to just get the fuck out. Who fucking cares who she is breaking up with. I wouldn't fuck her with Jay-Z's dick. I would have said Justin Timberlake but he doesn't fuck girls.Could somebody tell the Islanders to just get the fuck out now, why wait till 2015.