HOLY JESUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

This is the Pope's last day as leader of the Catholic Church. Rumor has it God told him to " get the F$#@ Out" . Inventory on the Gold Chalices will be completed by midnight tonight and so far there are no reported shortages. Lets face it we all know how Germans love gold. The next Pope could be black or latino What up with that ? Is there a strong possibility GOD really is black OR latino???, OHHHH VEYYYYYYYY. You can call Vegas for the latest odds. Victoria's Secret will be opening their first stores in Hong Kong, just what I want to see a bunch of NO asses with NO tits in sexy lingerie. There aint nothing sexier than a chinese woman is sexy lingerie,OMGGGGGG. J C Penney sales fell 32% in the fourth quarter and do you know why? Their stores eat the mighty one. Listen when Dollar Tree reports a 22% increase in profit its time for J C Penney to do like the Pope and just get the fuck out. How long should I hold onto my Apple Shares, I don't think I should have bought high so I can sell low. Can you say ENRON. Can't wait till opening day at Yankee Stadium, it is Wheelchair day to kick off the season and the wheelchairs are for the old fucking ball players,Geez this fucking team has is own geriatric ward. How can you play at shortstop with a walker. Boxing comes to the Barclays Center in Brooklyn and thats just outside the arena, just kidding Hopkins Vs Cloud. Who you say? Exactly, who the fuck will be in attendance except for their relatives and Jay Z. He already has a fat lip. Sorry Ranger fans but it will be 5 in a row and those 5 ain't wins. Most Ranger fans can't count that high. Guess who you will never see at a mensa meeting? You guessed it a Ranger Fan. Hey Met fans don't get to excited because this team is just one big fucking mess. Tejada has a strained quadricep, Zack Wheeler has an oblique injury and Murphy is out with a strained oblique Johan Santana is out raping women and David Wright sucks, the only good player on the team is Jackie Robinson. Enuf said