THE POPE AND STUFF

The Pontiff Pope Benedict has annnounced his resignation effective Feb, 28. Could somebody inventory the Gold Chalices before he leaves LMAOOOOO. What up with that, resigning as the Pope, who's going to watch over the 1 billion gentiles. Aren't you supose to to just die when your the Pope, not resign...wtfffff this is not exxon or citibank is it??? Rumor has it he was overheard saying " get me the fuck outta here". The Pope said he wants to go back to Germany and re-start the Nazi Youth Moverment. Ich Bein Ein Berliner? Now the process begins to find the leader of the Catholic Church. Obama has already said he is not interested in the job. The State of the Union address is tonight, I will be watching yankee Classics on ESPN. Joesef Obama Stalin will be discussing moving the White House closer to Moscow and converting the U S Dollar to the Ruble. His Universal Health Care will include the shooting of the mentally challenged,The elderly, and all Fox News Reporters including Rush Limbaugh. The Republican & Democratic Party will be replaced by a Politboro. Our new National Anthem is Gosudarsuenny Gimn Rossiyskoy Federatsii. Can't wait to hear Beyonce lip sing that one. Nyet. Did you hear about this? The Navy Seal who put a bullet in Bin Ladens head retired after 16 years of service to this country. He was 4 years short to get health benefits afforded a 20 year veteran. He required about a transition of health care benefits but was was told, Your coverage is over, thanks for the 16 years now Go fuck yourself. Oh boy isn't that encouraging. We understand the guy who was bowling a 300 game is trying to recover his bowling ball from Smithtown Lanes. Hey dude just go buy another one. Whatsa Matta you din't know the Obama's are a Czar and Czarina. Has anybody seen a Town of Islip plow? Just asking