NEWS OF THE DAY

A meteor exploded in the sky over the Russian city of Chelyabinsk with the power of an atomic bomb. Here is the bad news news, nobody was killed. What up with that. Thousands were injured but that doesn't count, Nncyc Xpuctoc which is "jesus christ" in russian... We dropped Atomic Bombs on Japan and at least we killed hundreds of thousands. Too bad this fucking meteor didn't take dead aim on Bei Jing.... Leann Rimes is suing her dentist for messing up her teeth. Leann your a fucking country singer you ain't suppose to have any fuckin teeth. I can see a country hit in her future " He Drilled Me and Filled Me". I hope this tune if heavy on the the fiddles and pedal steel you all.... Kevin Youkilis said " I'll always be a Red Sock. Guess what you stupid bastard you are now getting paid by the N Y Jankees, The Red Sox said get the fuck out. Another stupid sport jock that should just decline any interviews. Did you hear about the legless olympian that shot his model gal pal to death. Police said they caught him because he couldn't run from them. People left Galveston Tx to go on a Carnival cruise to Cozumel, MX. unfortunately the liner ran into trouble and the ship had toilets overflowing making the ship reek of urine and shit. Passengers were overheard saying I left Galveston to get away from the smell of urine and shit. Que Pasa. Don't forget Monday is President's Day and Honda is having a big sale. Whatsa Matta you thought Honda was a Jap Company