LATE BREAKING NEWS

Dale Robertson won't be making a comeback anyime too soon, he died at age 89. I guess 90 just wasn't in the fuckin cards. He starred in such TV series as Iron Horse, ( No not Ironsides ) , Death Valley Days and Tales of Wells Fargo. He now rides off into the sunset.... The founder of Groupon may get the ax as the companies stock continues too plummet. This was just another Wall Street scam anyway and once again its the investor who takes it up the ass. I wonder if the founders name ends in a vowel. This comes as no surpirse, Oklahoma, Indiana, Louisiana, Ohio and Alabama are five of the most miserable states to live in according to AOL, They were ranked on obesity, stupidity, and income, the only state missing is Mississippi. People from these states may only have one tooth and they ain't taking care of that one.... Cadillac was tied with Hyundai in 14th place for customer satiisfaction. Wow a Cadillac cost 50,000 to 80,000 bucks and a Hyundai cost $5,000 to 20,000 bucks maybe we should have the Koreans build Cadillacs at least they won't be built by a disgruntled teamster. I was wondering where that oil came from in my driveway, Lotus is recalling the Elise and Exige for a potential oil line fire. You get what you pay for i guess, Hey anybody got a match