MOON RIVER

Andy Williams is now drifting down that Moon River goodbye, my huckleberry friend. He joins that long list of crooners from a bygone era, Sinatra, Dino, Como and hopefully Michael Buble isn't far behind joined by Harry Connick jr. Do those two suck or should I go for a fucking hearing test. While we are on the subject of people who can't sing what's up with Katy Perry? she screams and sound like chalk on a blackboard. She should cut a duet CD with Bruce Springsteen and it could be titled WE SUCK BALLS. The biggest and oldest diva of them all for those of you who don't know her real name ( Barabara Streisand ) will be at the Barclay Center. If your a burglar living in Williamsburg that day will be a great day for you because every fucking yenta with money will be at the Barclay center listening to this leftie bitch sing Yentl.Get me a gun please so i can shoot my fucking ears off..... Igotadickinmyhand went on a shopping spree with his fellow terrorists at Costco and Payless. Guess what they bought? Shoes, no surprise there, deordorant, soap and powder. They didn't have time to go to Petco and purchase flea dip ( think about it ) Well at least they will smell good when we drop a fucking bomb on their asses. Hey all iphone5 buyers do you have enough money left in your portfolios to purchase a 5,000 dollar bottle of whiskey The Glenrothes "Extraordinary Cask".... only 50 bottles will be sold in the U.S. You can sip on a glass of whiskey while mumbling to yourself why the fuck did i buy this pisswater while on your iphone5.... Whitney Houstons daughter Bobbi Kristini was in a car accident with her brother/slash boyfriend. Their 2012 Camaro was severely damaged. Lucky for them they weren't killed driving in that GM piece of crap.they could have been impaled by flying pieces of plastic. Whatsa Matta you thought she owned a Escalade

THE NFL REFSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Hey, where did the NFL get these fuckin refs? the helen keller foundation for the blind??? Did they run an ad on Monster.Com?? or even worse Go Daddy.com??? Did they mis-spell football and it appeared as Futbol and they got a bunch of soccer ref applications.Can someone get me a gun so we can shoot these scabs in the ass and get them off the field. If this continues stadiums will start to look like the stands at a Dolphin game, fucking empty and the few fans that do show up will border on the mentally challenged. Lets just go to the fucking videotape and just elimnate these blind mother fuckers until the real jerk-offs come back to work. I'm surprised Obama hasn't stepped in because he needs all the union votes he can get. Here is a word of advise while doing a game in Baltimore, WHERE BULLET PROOF VESTS, if I have to explain, FUHGETABOUTIT. Things got pretty ugly with "stubby" Bill Belichick and that fucking hoodie he insists on wearing running and grabbing the arm of a ref after their loss to the Ravens. Bill, consider yourself lucky that you got out of there alive. The only thing worse than going to a Ravens game is going to a cowboy game. Fan IQ is none to high. Whatsa Matta the NFL can't spring for a little more coin to get the real refs back on the field.ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME, At least there paid off, oops I mean paid to make bad calls. After all its the fans that will take it up the ass with higher ticket prices. Pretty soon there won't be any monoirities in the seats. Imagine paying 15.00 for a Cerveza, Que Pasa.

WHAT AM I MISSING

Don't we kill terrorists? So why is Igotadickinmyhand speaking at the U.N. I think this is a perfect time for a drone strike on that fucking building. So many terrorists in one building,man o man that sure seems tempting. Obama doesn't seemed concerned I guess it is more important to be on Letterman and the Today Show. Was that Whoopi Goldberg I saw kissing Obamas ass or Sammy Davis Jr. I thought he was dead. Do you know the five poorest states in America? None of them are on the West Coast or the East Coast. They are Mississippi, West VA. Arkansas, Kentucky, Alabama, gee what a fucking shock I was just surprised North & South Carolina didn't make the list. I have been to Kentucky and West VA trust me with the population having an IQ of 10 drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon and smoking Camels and living in trailer parks they ain't never making the list of richest states. Alabama got Hank Williams Jr. and Arkansas has Wal-Mart, enuf said. They got the market cornered on gravy stained and I'm With Stupid T-Shirts. The people in Mississippi don't even want to live there but can't get their cars off the front lawn because they are up on cinder blocks. The government is about to railroad two Marines for urinating on the corpses of Taliban fighters. They should have taken the biggest shit on them as well. I am misunderstanding the word TALIBAN. You can shoot and kill them but you can't piss on them??what the fuck am i missing? Who the fuck dresses Nicki Minaj? The Hefty Bag Company, well why not didn't they dress Tawana Brawley. The Chi-coms bought 5 million new Iphone 5's and that was just in Flushing. Whatsa Matta you didn't think there were 5 million chinks in Flushing. 20 mil is being set aside by the state to bail out losers who can't pay their mortgages, more of my tax dollars being flushed down the toilet

HAPPY FRIDAY

The Jews have J date and the Christians have Christian Mingle to try and get laid. The Muslim don't have a dating service that's why Mohammed is fucking a goat. Derek Jeter said he could see himself playing for another team, how about the Cyclones you fucking asshole.... Think Obama is doing a good job? how about this number, 1.7 million in the city now live in poverty. 30.4 % are in the Bronx sleeping in the parking lot at Yankee Stadium. Household values took a massive hit in the quarter to the tune of 599 billion thats with a B. Bank of America ( One of Obamas biggest Contributors ) is laying off 16,000 workers.Those that aren't in poverty are waiting in line for the Iphone5. must be nice to have nothing to do but wait in a long line to get a fucking phone. Have you seen the symbol on the Barclays Center in Brooklyn. It looks like something from Nazi Germany..... 2.5 billion was paid out yesterday to those defrauded by Bernie Madoff. One check was for 526.9 million dollars. Who the fuck did that go to? Has anyone seen the new Honda Accord. Wow, this has more plastic than the old Honda Accord, the Japs must be recycling at a record pace. Whatsa Matta you don't like the Chevy Cruze

WE GOTTA GO THERE

The son of El Duce, little Napoleon Jr. Cuomo wants to keep the lid on state spending. Well isn't he a fucking genuis, I know he didn't get that idea from his father who spent this state into oblivion..... Who wanted to see Kate Middleton topless? Me Me I would love to see what Prince William is BANGIN ON..... Have the Muslims run out of American Flags to burn or did they all go home to watch Mohammed fuck a goat again.... All the stars came out to honor the late Marvin Hamlisch. Barbara Streisand sang a song from Yentl, Liza with a Z stayed sober long enough to belt out a show tune and I think it was Aretha Franklin but it could have been Fat Albert singing Nobody Does it Better. Even Regis Philbin showed up to put to rest a rumor he was dead. Talk about guys that can't sing Adam Levine ( Maroon 5 ) should get together with Springstein jump in the Bentley get on the Jersey Turnpike and around exit 3 hit a guardrail doing 140 mph and do their imitation of John Corzine. Hey Adam, go get another tat this time of a penis where your penis should have been.... Big game Sunday JETS and Dolphins you can watch the Jets lose on Ch2 at 1:00 Tony Sparano brings the wildcat to Miami. I wish he was in the trunk of a Buick Wildcat. Don't forget the San Gennaro Feast Whatsa Matta you don't like Italian Sausage FUHGETABOUTIT

IT IS WHAT IT IS

Yahoo yes yahoo bought Alibaba Group a Chi-com internet company for 7.6 Billion. No not Yoo-hoo the shit we use to drink as kids, Yahoo, thats a lot of fuckin wontons. An ancient text that was discovered reveals Jesus was married. Christ almighty whats next. Oh yeah I know the largest Mosiac dating back to the Roman Empire was unearthed in Turkey. What the fuck were the Romans doing in Turkey. That must have been some Empire. I watched another episode of Honey Boo Boo, I'm still confused, can somebody explain to me what in the fuck is going on with this show. If you want to stereotype life in the south then this show hits the nail on the head. Fat, stupid rednecks with bad teeth living in a house 6 inches from railroad tracks. How about American Hoggers, 4 stupid rednecks wearing overalls and cowboy boots driving around in an UTV shooting hogs, How riveting. You can always turn into Swamp People and try to understand what these rednecks are saying. What language are they speaking? This is the show where they shoot alligators in the head. How enthralling. Is there anyway we can start another civil war and this time completely wipe out the fucking South. I would love to see Grant take Richmond in living color

WEEKEND UPDATE

I was going to watch the Jet game but opted to watch the utube video of the couple having sex in the Yankee Stadium bathroom. It turned out I made the right choice.I guess watching a good blowjob is better then watching a team who sucks balls. Do the Jets suck enough? because the chick in this video was sucking like nobody i have ever seen.... What else would we expect from our Yankee fans. I guess they couldn't wait till they got back to Long Island. I bet it was an off duty NYC cop..... I really wish we had a quarterback that could throw more then 30 yards at a time. So the J-E-T-S are headed for another shitty season. By next week the fans will be begging Schottenheimer to come back. Tony Saprano you suck suck suck.Please do us all a favor and get hit by a 1969 Buick WILDCAT..... Now I have several questions I need answered. Is Joe Girardi starting to look like Freddy Mercury, does Michelle Obama have more teeth than the average person, And on the show "American Hoggers", who are the hogs? the two girls or the two guys or all four of them.what a bunch of fucking pigs..... FUHGETABOUTIT, Who thinks the Mets can win a World Series with David Wright ( Nobody ) . Is Tim Tebow praying to God during the game?and last but not least Where do the Muslims get all these U.S. Flags to burn?