REAL CRAP

Beyonce has released her 5th album and it is titled MORE CRAP. It's going to be hard to top "Put a Ring on it". Lets face it she ain't no Etta James. You ever see this train wreck with no make up, WHOA. Susan Sarandon said she was stoned during all the award shows. Gee I just thought she was retarded now I find she was drug induced retarded. She is now 67 years old and looks it. Robinson Cano signed a 240 million dollar contract and gives his baby mama 600 bucks a month in child support that he often pays late. When asked why he replied "WHAT, TOO MUCH???. Hey Cano, your a douche bag. Could somebody please tell Miley Cyrus to keep her clothes on, she looks like a boy with tits. The physco that was doing the sign language ( not really ) at the Mandela send off will be hired by President Obama to explain Obamacare, Good FUCKIN Luck. The drama series " Breaking Bad" was nominated for a Golden Globe Award. Isn't that terrific, a show that glorifies the selling of meth. Who said there aren't any good shows on T.V. FUGHGETABOUTIT