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The coroners office in Los Angeles released Paul Walkers cause of death, FLAMES. Enough said. Mariano Rivera gave Derek Jeter a life size blow up doll for xmas saying "he can finally have a wife". The only problem is the doll is female. Now somebody tell Mariano to get the fuck out because nobody cares about him anymore. Celebrity Chef Nigella Lawson said she took cocaine 7 times. I guess her receipes required it, lets see 2 teaspoons of salt, a dash of sage and an eight ball you are good to go. Sinatra's Upper East Side penthouse is up for sale and all it takes is 5.6 mil. and a can of renuzit to get rid of the smell left from Marilyn Monroe. While we are on the subject of Sinatra did anyone watch Mob City last night. Wow, I wasted 6.99 on a bottle of Drakkar to try and set the mood and was gravely disappointed. I don't know what was worse the acting or the script or both. Thank god South Park was on. A Norman Rockwell painting " Saying Grace sold at auction for 46 million. I have Norman Rockwell plates and they are worth 1.99, what up with that. December 25th is the birthday of Jesus Christ. Do we sing Happy Birthday or Blue Christmas by Elvis, just shoot me now.