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Gisele Bundchen was photograghed breast feeding while getting her hair and nails done. I was shocked to find it wasn't Tom Brady she was breast feeding. The Antartica recorded it's lowest temperature ever at 135.3 below zero. So all you global warming tree huggers can go FUCK YOURSELVES. A woman was named CEO of General Motors, her first executive decision was to place tampon holders and better sun visor mirrors in all new GM cars. The government sold their final stake in GM for a lose of 10.5 BILLION dollars. Somebody should tell the government you buy low and sell high, stupid bastards. 95,000 people packed into to the Rugby Stadium in So. Africa for what they thought was a game taking place only to find a dead guy was being eulogized, riots did not break out and tear gas and rubber bullets were put back into storage for another day. President Obama did give a hearty handshake to President Raul Castro the communist leader of Cuba. Didn't anybody tell Obama Cuba is the enemy?. Instead of fucking us with Obamacare he should be fucking Cuba every chance he gets. What up with that. Curtis Granderson was introduced on his first day as a Met, fans are shocked he can speak english. No Mas