SEE YA LATER ED

Have you heard the great news? The second biggest douchebag on the planet right behind Alec Baldwin has retired, Fireman Ed the unofficial mascot of the J-E-T-S has called it quits. Hey Ed,do me a favor and get another fucking hat to wear.another guy with his 15 mins of fame that thinks he is a fuckin celebrity, So after fucking the city of New York putting out trash can fires for a living you now are finally done sucking off the teet of the N Y Jets. Here is some news, you were never relevant. Its was just your circle of jerks that thought you were the mascot of the J-E-T-S. I personally just thought you were a fuckin pantload looking for a freebie. ( typical city employee ). By the way nice fucking hat. You should have been fired for stealing a fire hat and then painting it in the gangrene colors ( spelled correctly ) When you leave please take the fucking seat you were sitting in and burn the fucking thing please. Maybe you and Woody can blow each other in the parking lot. If your blowing Woody I'm sure it will be in the V.I. P. Parking lot, but it will cost you 25.00 bucks to park in that shithole we call metlife stadium It will be a pleasure to go to a game and not see you sitting on somebodys shoulder screaming J-E-T-S. Do you know what J-E-T-S stands for JUST EXIT THE SCENE. Woody Johnson is now looking for a new mascot. Will it be a can of pledge wearing a Jet cap, or how about a picture of Fireman Eds ass painted green ( could be copywright infringeent ). I got a new gig for Fireman Ed. He can now go to the Giant homes games dressed as a Giant Douche only problem he doesn't know how to spell G-I-A-N-T-S.