ON A LIGHT NOTE .....

The basketball season begins and thats good news because the crime rate will drop in every city with a basketball francise except for Charlotte. Has anybody been to Charlotte, N.C.? what a fucking shit hole. This place makes Arkansas look like the French Riviera. The Nets will open at their new arena the "Gustapo Center" in Brooklyn. By the way who gave Deron Wlliams of the Nets his haircut? Charles Manson and what kind of name is Deron. The Nets were suppose to open against the Knicks tonight but Carmelo Anthony postponed the game because he is getting another tattoo. No biggie because the Knicks suck and the Nets suck even more. The Knicks open against Miami on Friday at the Garden the underwater seats are going for 100 bucks. Tickets to sit next to Spike Lee are free ( nobody wants to sit next to that douche unless your Alex Baldwin ). There is no train service into Penn Station so madison square garden will be empty because Knick fans don't have cars that can make it into New York. I was looking at pictures of houses in Lindenhurst and was trying to determine if they were before the storm or after, how can you tell? I guess it was Gods way of telling you to just get the fuck out. Be careful of the towel heads price gouging at gas stations this applies to the pull and push starts. If they are simply smack them in the head with the gas nozzle as you drive over them leaving. President Obama was in New Jersey yesterday seeking votes oops I mean assessing storm damage. The only damage he should worry about is how badly he gets beaten November 6th. Hey Obama, just get the fuck out and take Michelle and the kids with you. Whatsa Matta you thought he was going to be re-elected FUHGETABOUTIT