I'M BACK BABY

I discovered the reason why the suicide rate skyrockets around Christmas time.Why you ask? because People are listening to Michael Buble and Bruce Springsteen sing Christmas carols.My head is ready to explode........... I found myself tying a noose around my pet turtle until I was snapped out of it by Bing Crosby singing White Christmas. Now Im wishing those two guys would walk infront of a fucking bazooka. Well atleast the black folk still have black Friday.Is that politically correct??? i don t fuckin think so..... Talk about suicide The Mets offered David ( Pantload ) Wright 18 mil a year for seven years. I think he will be 50 when his contract is up..... are you kidding me... Did you hear there were no shootings, stabbings or slashings in New York, that doesn't mean there wasn't any murder. How about stranglings or poisonings? how about drowning in a bath tub? Come on you gotta give me something. If you were tickled inappropriately by Elmo get it off your fuckin chest now. This guy was touching more people than Hallmark. The Chi-coms keep snapping up those 1phones, Apple now controls 48.1 % of the market. They light the tree at Rockefeller Center tonight, don't watch because there will be appearances by Trace Adkins, Who? yeah this is the big stupid looking country singer who thinks he can sing, Mariah Carey, yeah the one who can break glass with her high pitched screech when she is getting dicked by Nick Cannon. Oh it gets worse Al ( I like white woman ) Roker and the aging rocker Rod Stewart. Whatsa Matta they lost Dean Martins phone number, oh yeah he's dead, lucky for him. I hope when they throw the switch that tree goes up like a Bangladesh warehouse. Fuhgetaboutit