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Did Obama really win re-election, No Way. I knew America has some stupid people living in it I just didn't realize how many. I knew 39% of wommen who thought abortion was the key issue were going to vote for him, I knew 98 % of the black population would vote for him, this is why the election should be held early in the morning ( you'll figure it out ) but how did so many hillbillys get their cars started to make it to the polling place. That leaves the brain dead youth vote to Obama, these assholes actually think he is doing a good job. Well at least he has a job, maybe thats why they admire him or was it the promise of free health care or maybe they were impressed with the 16 trillion debt because they can't count that high. So you think the last 4 years weren't so bad, wait you aint seen nothing yet.... Major Harris of the Delphonics died at the at of 65. His 1975 hit was " Love won't let me wait" well guess what, neither will death. Who were the Delphonics you ask? I don't have a fucking clue. Paul McCartney and his hideous wife Nacy Shevell, who is just as hideous as her father who owns New England Motor Freight was in a near miss helicopter crash. The operative word is "miss" please let me know next time when the word miss is taken out of the headline. Okay all you yuppie douches Apple is testing production of an Iphone5S I understand the S stands for shit. This phone will actually be almost as good as the Sumsung Galaxy S111. The key word here is almost. The Chi-coms are hoping this phone will go into production shortly. When the Chi-com authorities were asked why, they simply replied we hate the Koreans