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Taylor Swift broke up with her Kennedy boy toy. When she was asked why Swift replied, " He would rather play with X Box then my box". Can't wait to hear her next song. The Mets finally got rid of Jason Bay, not bad being unemployed and collecting 21 mil. This guy made Mo Vaughn look like Babe fuckin Ruth. Jason just get the fuck out and don't let the clubhouse door hit you in the ass on the way out. How about them Nets, they were involved in another close game last night, they lost 103 - 73. Does anybody know if they covered the point spread. When Deron Williams was asked why they lost he replied " We Suck ". Pete Carroll will meet his old college quarterback this weekend when they play the Jets. This time Carroll's Seahawks will beat Sanchez and his Jets by 6 1/2 points so say the odds makers. When Rex Ryan was asked about Sanchez he simply replied, " He throws the best 5 yard pass i have ever seen" I didn't think this country had 60,484,369 assholes, I was obviously wrong so it's4 more years of looking at Michelle Obama and her Jay Leno chin, in other news Gov Chris Christie had surgery to remove his head from the ass of Barack Obama. The surgery was successful but it did not to help elect Mitt Romney. Well here is some good news, a deadly quake hit Guatemala 39 people were killed, well thats 39 that won't be coming here illegally.Obama was saddened by the news because he lost 39 potential votes. Here is some bad news for you yuppie douches Apple stock is down 20%, how do you think Steve Jobs feels about that, Oh yeah he's dead. Not to worry the market was only down 313 points yesterday by the end of Obamas second term there won't be any points left. ( Get It ). Whatsa Matta you thought the American people were smart. FUHGETABOUTIT