HELLO HELLO

How does a fucking company lose 84 million and not go out of business. Hello, is there anybody home at Blackberry. Who is running this company? Jon Corzine. While speaking of Johnny Sticky Fingers Corzine. The fed has hit him with a civil lawsuit for failure to prevent the financial meltdown of MF Global.The Stock Market is down on rumors that guns sales at Smith & Wesson will be down after the arrest of Aaron Hernandez. While we are on this subject Aarons mom, aka Nut Job says her son will be cleared of all charges. REALLY. She must be smoking some good plantain. He is now being investigated for drive-by murders in Boston. The mob ( No not that mob ) said there "goom byes" to Jimmy Gandolifini. It was a whose who of wannabes. They even hired a blimp or was that Chris Christie. I still think Tony Sirico aka paulie wallnuts is a made man. FUGHGETABOUIT. Nelson Mandela is 'Better" but still crictical. HELLO, how can you be better and still be in crictical condition. Hey, What Up with Paula Deen. Whats the world coming to when you can't call a spade a spade. I assumed she was talking about doing some garden work.GET IT????

THE TRUTH?????

There is no truth to the rumors that James Gandolfini will be laid to rest in the trunk of a car with 7 bullet holes in it. Nelson Mandela was placed on life support and thats the truth, but you have to ask yourself, WHY? He is 94 fuckin years old and thats a good fuckin run. Rumor has it Aaron Hernadez is a scumbag. That aint no rumor, he really is, and a murderer to boot. this boy is gonna be somebodies bitch in the bighouse . The rumor is President Pantload was dissed by Russian President Vladimir Putin. Putin told him go fuck yourself when he was asked to return the traitor Edward Snowden. The truth is Putin said NYET. The truth is these are the Democratic primary choices running for mayor of New York. Anthony Weiner, a sexual predator.Although Mayor Weiner does have a certain ring to it. Christine Quinn, a loud mouth lesbian. Her friends call her Chris. William Thompson, WHO? he's the token black. Bill De Blasio, FUGHGETABOUTIT and John Liu, his friends call him Johnny Won ton. There aren't enough asians in Flushing to get this guy elected. Rumor has it we are doomed. The truth is if you bought gold at 1,921.00 an ounce and was told it would reach 3,000 an ounce, well you were lied to, it closed yestereday at 1,230.00. Rumor has it the suicde rate just increased but gold didn't.

ITS MURDER OUT THERE

No stupid, I am not talking about the weather. Aaron Hernandez of the New England Patriots was arrested in connection with the murder of a friend of his Odin Lloyd. He was shot several times and it is reported once in the head. I guess he wasn't a GOOD friend. So after you sign a 5 year contract worth 40 mil I guess you go out and murder somebody. Just another steroid injected douche sports figure doing the perp walk of shame. You know the look, handcuffs on, head down, shouting " I DIDN'T DO IT, I'M INNOCENT". While we are on the subject of assholes, did you catch the U Tube video of Mark Sanchez dancing with his pants pulled down. First off who wants to look at this assholes, asshole. Second are you that stupid to let someone video tape it? I guess he is that stupid. I thought this idiot went to college, what was he learning there, how to do the Rumba. The Hip Hop world is mourning the loss of Rapper Lil Snupe. The 18 year was shot to death over a video game he was playing in his house with a 36 year old. UMMM, i bet that wasn't the only game they were playing. I think the arguement went something like this. My dick is bigger than yours, no nigga my dick is bigger than yours, okay nigga, BANG. Now we move onto to future murderes, The Kardashian/West clan welcomed a newborn baby into the world and named it North. No not North Korea, no not North Vietnam, but North West. Yes, North. So is that a girls name or a boys name Trust me 17 years from now they will be arresting North West as a serial murderer

A QUICKY

How disappointed was I when Nick Wallender didn't fall while crossing the Grand Canyon on a 2 inch cable or that the cable didn't snap, what up with that. James Gandolfini was wacked by a heart attack. His wife said his last words were " I'll have the Veal Parma "oooooooh " General Motors has an available app for their cars. It is called find my car. This app allows you find your car in a parking lot. The only problem, the commercial has three cars in it. Listen if you can't find your car in a lot with three cars and one of them is yours, A. You are a typical General Motors driver B. You shouldn't be driving a fucking car, PERIOD. The Chicago Blackhawks won the Stanley Cup and NOBODY gives a flying fuck. Fughgetaboutit

RECALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

If you are one of the lucky ones that wasn't burned alive in you Jeep Cherokee or Liberty then return the fucking thing, it was recalled. I guess they will now start to install a fire extinguisher. If your wondering why your ass is getting fatter after downing 10 Latte Grandes a week at Starbucks then stop wondering, Stabucks will start posting the calories in this shit they sell. Who knew that coffee that tastes like it was burnt would be such a success, go figure. North America returned to the top of list in millionaires with 3.73 million. Asia - Pacific region has 3.68 million. We just keep beating the slopes at everything. Can you say Enola Gay. The dad from Jersey, no not John Corzine, but the fucking tool who named his kid Adolf Hitler, has another child on the way. If its a girl they will name it Eva Braun, if its a boy, who knows but my imagination is running wild. I guess this guys girl friend isn't a 39 percenter but for this occasion I wish she was. ( Get it ). Another physco New York City Cop beat his wife because she broke the remote control, don't you have to pass a physc test to become a cop, just asking. She called 911, lucky she wasn't beaten again. . Spurs will beat the Heat. FUGHGETABOUTIT

GOOD NEWS BAD NEWS

Here is some good news. A bomb exploded at a Baghdad Mosque, the bad news it only killed 20 people. Hungary arrested 98 year old Lazlo Csatary for Nazi war crimes he committed at a concentration camp. The bad news, this guy is 98 years old. The good news, he can still be executed. Good news, Zack Wheeler was brought up from the minors by the N Y Mets. The bad news is the Mets still suck balls. Hopefully Wheeler and harvey can win 40 games for this sorry ass club and go 40 and 120. Can anybody say 1962. Here is more good news, two Rikers Islands correction officers were arrested for smuggling in drugs and weapons into the maximum security prison. The bad news, how can it be a maximum security prison, just asking. good news, Delmon Young of the Philadelphia Phillies is being sued for 10 mil for calling a guy an anti semetic remark and knocking him to the ground back in April of 2012. The good news, he really sucks, philly sucks and so do the phillies. More bad news, pant load rapper Lil Wayne steps all over an American Flag in his latest video, the good news, I am loading my .357 magnum right now. Good news, Johnson & Johnson will pay up to 1 Billion with a B for Aragon Pharmaceuticals which is currently running clinical trial for prostate cancer. The bad news, we didn't hear about before the stock market closed. FUGHGETABOUTIT

MR ALLSTAR????????

David Wright an All Star third baseman?? I DON'T THINK SO. Listen you have to be able to hit the ball off the infield grass, he is a so so fielder batting .288 and he sucks. He was the 38th pick in the first round draft. This pant load signed a 192 mil dollar contract and compared to other Mets yeah he looks great. The only All Star David is going to see is Sandovar of the Giants standing at third during the All Star game. David, just get the fuck out. Hey can you guess how many games into the season before Jason Kidd gets fired or how many losses before he beats his wife. Has anybody figured out if he is black or white. More than half the Net fans took the subway to the games. Do you know why? They couldn't get their cars started. Whats the world coming to when you can go to jail for buying a knockoff Gucci bag or a Rolex watch for 10 bucks. How else can I get a Gucci or a Rolex.Whats going to happen with all the chi-coms on Canal Street. Little Italy was destroyed and now Chinatown we are slowly being taken over by yuppie douchebags and their chic little boutiques. How many chi-coms can you fit in Flushing? Too many. FUGHGETABOUTIT