GOOD NEWS BAD NEWS

Here is some good news. A bomb exploded at a Baghdad Mosque, the bad news it only killed 20 people. Hungary arrested 98 year old Lazlo Csatary for Nazi war crimes he committed at a concentration camp. The bad news, this guy is 98 years old. The good news, he can still be executed. Good news, Zack Wheeler was brought up from the minors by the N Y Mets. The bad news is the Mets still suck balls. Hopefully Wheeler and harvey can win 40 games for this sorry ass club and go 40 and 120. Can anybody say 1962. Here is more good news, two Rikers Islands correction officers were arrested for smuggling in drugs and weapons into the maximum security prison. The bad news, how can it be a maximum security prison, just asking. good news, Delmon Young of the Philadelphia Phillies is being sued for 10 mil for calling a guy an anti semetic remark and knocking him to the ground back in April of 2012. The good news, he really sucks, philly sucks and so do the phillies. More bad news, pant load rapper Lil Wayne steps all over an American Flag in his latest video, the good news, I am loading my .357 magnum right now. Good news, Johnson & Johnson will pay up to 1 Billion with a B for Aragon Pharmaceuticals which is currently running clinical trial for prostate cancer. The bad news, we didn't hear about before the stock market closed. FUGHGETABOUTIT