A QUICKY

How disappointed was I when Nick Wallender didn't fall while crossing the Grand Canyon on a 2 inch cable or that the cable didn't snap, what up with that. James Gandolfini was wacked by a heart attack. His wife said his last words were " I'll have the Veal Parma "oooooooh " General Motors has an available app for their cars. It is called find my car. This app allows you find your car in a parking lot. The only problem, the commercial has three cars in it. Listen if you can't find your car in a lot with three cars and one of them is yours, A. You are a typical General Motors driver B. You shouldn't be driving a fucking car, PERIOD. The Chicago Blackhawks won the Stanley Cup and NOBODY gives a flying fuck. Fughgetaboutit