WHAT DAY IS IT???

Does anybody know or remember what day it is today? No stupid its not just Thursday. It is June 6th D-DAY. Yes this is the day we landed troops in Normanndy to kick the living shit out of the goose stepping, brown shirt, black boot wearing NAZIs. It was the largest invasion in history. Does anybody know how it ended? The Russians came in from the east and leveled Berlin and we finished off the rest of Germany we then turned our full force on the Japanese and left them squinting for hundreds of generations. You would be correct if you guessed America won WWll. So how did that turn out for us? The Jews and the guineas are driving Mercedes, The yuppie douchebags are driving Jap cars and the only ones buying GM Ford or Chrysler are the ones that remember the Japs and the Germans suck. Here is some advice, The Bronx zip code of 10457 has the highest rate of Chlamydia, Gonorrhea and Syphillis. No, these are not flowers that grow in the Bronx but apparently skanks the kind you wouldn't touch with a 10 foot pole. So before you stick your dick into something ask if they are from the Bronx and if the answer is yes find out his or her zip code. I suggest you bring bacterial wipes with you before you sit down at Yankee Stadium. FUGHGETABOUTIT