LETS HAVE A PARADE

I was wondering why the L.I.R.R. banned alcohol on the trains this weekend. Well I found out why, No it isn't because Esther Williams died at age 91. No booze due to the Puerto Rican Parade. Listen if I can't drink on the L.I.R.R. i will just have to drive. This parade usually results in woman getting raped, men getting raped, women being molested, a very large amount of women with muffin tops and camel toe and record sales of Corona Extra. Women from the Bronx are bringing Chlamydia, Gonnorhea and Shpyllis. No these aren't flowers to throw at Chita Rivera. The reason they take the train? because they can't get their cars started. If I had a business on 5th Ave I would be on lockdown till Monday. Chita Rivera is the Grand Marshal. I know I thought she was dead too. The only shot we got is RAIN. Paris Jackson attempted suicide because of ugly tweets she was receiving. Hey I got a good idea just turn off your fuckin Twitter Account. I must say I did read some of them and came to the conclusion that people who live in trailer parks do have twitter. She tried to kill herself with Motrin? I should have been dead years ago. Bruce and Kris Jenner are seperating. Kris Jenner sated she can no longer live with a man that keeps setting his face on fire. FUGHGETABOUTIT.